"Mama, have you seen the movie The Eliminators?"
"Uh, no."
"Why haven't you seen it?"
"I don't know. Why haven't you seen Citizen Kane?"
"Well, does it have a spaceship in it?"
"No, it has a sled."
"Is the sled a time travel machine?"
"No."
"Well, that's why I haven't seen it."
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