I Guess I'll Have to Make It Clearer

Janked from Maliavale, who is at least third in the progression: Here are 15 things I’ve never said, each to a different person -- in fact, some of them could be directed at several persons. And I am betting maybe four people I'm thinking of actually read this blog, so I'm not sure it's worthwhile, but it's a fun exercise. Sort of cathartic.

1: Thank you for showing me how to live happily no matter where life takes me.
2: Your driving scares the everloving bejeezus out of me and I cringe at the thought of you ever having to drive the YP somewhere.
3: I hate it when you are right.
4: I hate it when I am right.
5: I am afraid of the person I would be if we had never met.
6: You seriously need to bathe more often. And not in perfume.
7: A different time, a different place, under different circumstances, who knows what might have happened?
8: You are a breathtakingly intelligent person, but it's clear you never applied that big brain to dealing with people, and I can see why very few people will put up with you.
9: I am sorry for how I treated you. You tried to apologize and I couldn't see that it was anything other than a drunken attempt to make yourself feel better, but now I think you might have been sincere, and I'm sorry I didn't let it happen.
10: I think you lie about stuff sometimes.
11: I am so glad you are around, because I know I can count on you for absolutely anything I might need. And I feel guilty for being the weaker link.
12: When are you going to grow up and stop being such a spoiled brat?
13: You are one of the nicest people I have ever met, and I am constantly surprised by your thoughtfulness.
14: I dislike almost everything about you, but I appreciate the example you are setting and the incentive you are unwittingly giving me to be different and better.
15: You consider that appropriate office attire? Really? And think you'll get taken seriously and promoted?   

Comments

[TigMode]

Number 6 caused me to snort so hard I inhaled some water I was drinking!

[nabbalicious]

HAhaha, some of these are great. Also, I find these lists making me a little self-conscious. I keep reading the bad ones and thinking, "Yikes...I hope that's not me!"